I may have never bothered to go see Avatar - I know, I know, GASP - because I’ve been way to ADD to sit through movies in theatres lately, but as I don’t live under a rock, I’m well aware of what a global phenomenon the movie has become. Shattering box-office records, getting merchandised to hell and back (seriously, click here to look at the results for a search on Amazon for “Avatar” - it’s nuts), spawning new “Na’vi” sets of otherkin and furries and the like, and of course… creating lots and lots of “Rule 34″ requests on Sam Worthington’s Jake Sully and Zoe Saldana’s Neytiri characters. Well, here you guys go: with the help of the artists over at Cartoon Valley, your wishes for plenty of Avatar porn has been granted! So settle in, relax, and enjoy a more “adult” visit to the world of Pandora!

If you dig adult parodies of various pop culture phenomenons, you’ll probably love JKR Comics. The artist & his team have drawn x-rated versions of everything from Erin Esurance to the God Of War video games to former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin! I’ve collected a few previews of the sorts of goodies you can expect in their member’s area, trying to show off the range & quality of the artwork that JKR Comix puts out… I mean, I’m impressed. I’m also liking the sly humor that they manage to blend with the sexiness - check out the Esurance panels for a good example, it had me loling. Basically, I really like this guy and the stuff he’s putting out, so y’all should support him and go visit his page. The end!

So for the past month, my life has pretty much been dominated by Mass Effect 2 - first I played through as an Engineer-class redhead chick who banged Garrus, and currently I’m a hot black chick with Asian-looking green eyes Infiltrator class who is angling to fuck Thane. So basically, my Commander Shepard has an alien sex fetish, it seems - first a turian, now a drell. So in honor of Rise and Shaolin Shepard’s (named after Rise Kujikawa and Shaolin Fon, because yes, I am horribly nerdy) sexual tastes, here is some hot human-on-alien action, courtesy of Galactic Girls. I picked this set especially for two reasons: One, Evie Dellatossa is a hot-ass (literally, she has a great booty) Latina, and Two: the dude’s alien costume’s headpiece looks kinda like the mask Thane wears when you’re on a planet with a hostile atmosphere/climate. So it just made sense. Anyhow, enjoy, and if you haven’t played ME2 yet, GET ON THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW FOR SERIOUS GAWD.

So I’ve recently discovered The Non-Adventures Of Wonderella, and in honor of how much I love both Dana Price and Diana Prince, here’s a super-busty blonde wearing some skimpy Wonder Woman pajamas! Well, that is, if you can even properly call a super-tight tank top & star-spangled panties “pajamas”… anyhow, the girl in question is British hottie In Bed With Faith, and those are some totally awesome 32GG tits that she’s rocking. And considering that she only clocks in at a dimunitive 5′4″, that’s sort of ridiculous. But amazing. Let’s call that her super power… I hereby officially dub her “Boobarella” because I am totally and 100% the most creative naming person on the internet. Also I really just want to go play Mass Effect 2 now so let’s just end this here, okay?

Man, if all cops looked like Teen Katie and her girlfriend, Kari, then I think that we’d have a bit of a problem - people would be committing crimes left and right just so they could get a chance to be arrested and possibly manhandled by this pair of pretty teen girls! I mean, come on… with bodies like that to distract you, being alone with them in an interrogation room wouldn’t be half bad, huh? Though it would open up the door to an entirely new torture technique: get a guy naked, strap him to a chair, and then make him suffer as he gets impossibly horny while watching these two strip each other down, feed each other doughnuts (did you even know that doughnuts could be erotic?), and lick each other in all the right places… I’m sure that would crack even the hardest of criminals. Luckily for you, you’re just getting a free show - no handcuffs required…

Check out this ridiculoid hottie. Seriously, there’s so much about this photo set from Sinful Goddesses that I like, it’s hard to figure out exactly where to start, or how to express it all… so I’m going to forgo any attempts at decent writing and just do a straight up list. Here goes: I’m digging the long, wavy, auburn hair - it reminds me both of my beloved Rangiku, as well as fitting in with the whole wild, medieval maiden theme. The dual sword-wielding thing that she’s got going on is also awesome, especially since that’s what my current character in Dragon Age: Origins uses - as well as Leon Magnus, who I hate as a character (he’s kind of a big whiny babby), yet he’s insanely fun to play as in Tales Of The World: Radiant Mythology. The shoulder guard thing reminds me of Rutee Katrea, one of my favorite video game characters ever, and I’m also digging the skimpy chainmail “armor” she’s wearing. Basically, this set plays to like… 400 of my nerdy weaknesses, and if I like it that much, I’m sure that I won’t be the only one… so here. I’m sharing it with you. You’re welcome.

It’s Christmas Day, and I happened to find a really badass Green Arrow action figure in my stocking (complete with trick arrows - even the boxing glove arrow!), so I’ve decided to spread the holiday cheer with a DC Comics themed holiday update from Online Super Heroes! Now, my beloved Oliver Queen isn’t in the mix here, but plenty of the other heavy hitters are: Superman & Lois Lane get it on by the Christmas tree; Batman and Poison Ivy go at it on the rooftops of Gotham City; and The Joker seems to have hosted one hell of a holiday sex party - he’s got Catwoman, Harley Quinn AND Poison Ivy joining in on all the fun… dude must have some impressive powers of persuasion to bag that trio of beauties, no? So now that all the fuss of the big day is winding down, relax, kick off your shoes, and enjoy the way the superheroes (and villains) celebrate Christmas in Gotham!

Yessssss. I might have to internet marry Leandro Oliveira, the man behind Leandro Comics. He’s taken superhero porn to an entirely new level - his art looks like it belongs straight in the pages of your favorite comic books. I’d go out on a limb and say he’s just as talented - if not more so - than some of the big name artists working for Marvel & DC lately. Check out these pictures if you need proof - Storm has never looked as hot as she does here, playing with her big pink dildo… and Mystique and Sabretooth finally show the sexual chemistry that brought us Graydon Creed. And then of course we’ve got Rogue and Wolverine, which almost makes sense: perhaps his regeneration abilities would be able to counteract her draining powers so that they could actually have skin-to-skin contact? And really, who needs Gambit when you’ve got Wolvie anyhow, so I’m all for this pairing! But seriously, I love this update so much, mostly because of Rogue and Mystique’s inclusion… those two are some of my all-time favorite Marvel characters: X-Men Unlimited #4 is still one of my favorite issues of any comic ever because it focused so heavily on Rogue, Nightcrawler, and Mystique. And the only thing that could’ve made X-Calibre better than it was would’ve been a Rogue cameo - but with how fierce and sexy Mystique was in the AoA, nerds might’ve imploded everywhere due to the sheer hotness factor of those two on the same page. Seriously, you guys, I love Mystique so much. And Rogue. And now, Leandro Comics, obviously!

So, today is a holiday called Veteran’s Day here in the United States, meant to give thanks and respect to our soldiers and the like… and I know that this isn’t the most traditional way of honoring the troops, but hopefully a few of you guys will appreciate it: here is gorgeous blonde babe Silvia Saint in full-blown military cosplay, complete with guns, dogtags, camoflauge, knives, and even a grenade! And of course, she’s literally ripping off her clothes in order to show off that amazing body of hers (her ass is one of my favorite booties in the porn biz, for real)! She may not be American - the girl is a luscious Czech - but I still thought that this would be a fun and sexy way to show my personal appreciation for soldiers and veterans all over the world. Happy Veteran’s Day, and head over to Club Silvia Saint for the rest of this set & more photos and videos of this delicious blonde bombshell!

Seriously, I practically did a little happy dance when I found this set in the Anime Illustrated member’s area - why, you ask? Well, the Scarlet Witch has been one of my favorite Marvel characters for the longest time - I even have Scarlet Witch posters and figures and always play as her in X-Men Legends II… and here she is, getting ravished by one of the Blue Lanterns from the DC Universe… now, I haven’t read much of the Blackest Night stuff, but I do know that the Blue Lanterns are supposed to gain their power from “hope”… so, what, this guy has a really strong hope that he could bang Wanda Maximoff and that’s how he’s using his powers to get it on with her? Or maybe it was the Scarlet Witch herself who arranged this crossover tryst… she does have the powers to change the very fabric of reality, as we saw during the whole House Of M storyline. Regardless, it’s very, very hot.