This isn’t really all that smutty or pornographic, but since Kim Kardashian has starred in her own sex tape, I’d say she qualifies to be featured on internet porn sites… especially when she’s all dolled up to look like one hell of a sexy Wonder Woman! I don’t know what the specific occasion was - probably Halloween or Comic Con, if I had to guess - but that doesn’t really matter. The bootylicious Armenian-American reality/sex star fills out that Wonder Woman costume reallllly nicely. I’d like to see her cosplay in the new WW outfit that DC recently designed (which you can see here if you haven’t already), I bet she’d look just as hot in that version, too! These photos come to you by way of Banned Celebs, so for more of Kim and other general celebrity naughtiness!
So, the amazing Leandro Comics delivers again - this time with Batman porn comics. I’d like to say that both the pairings in this gallery are totally canon - I mean, Batman and Catwoman are pretty established as a romantic duo, even if they’re not always together. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, though, is a bit more debatable (though there are plenty of people out there who believe that, at the very least, Ivy has some unrequited feelings for our girl Harley). I don’t read enough Batman comics to have much of an opinion beyond the fact that such a pairing would be hot as hell, and that I do think that Ivy legitimately cares for Harley. It’d be interesting if DC decided to try out a lesbian relationship there, or maybe even a threesome with the newest Batwoman, Kate Kane. Because that would be hot as hell, no? Leandro, get on that shit!
Maybe it’s just because I was waxing guddamn nostalgic about the Roswell series earlier (it was my favorite show back in high school) and so I just have the cast members on the brain, but I think that amateur hottie Corin Riggs looks an awful lot like Shiri Appleby… with a little bit of Emmanuelle Chriqui mixed in for good measure. So, uh, I’m going out on a limb here and guessing that she’s got some Jewish/Israeli ancestry somewhere along the line! I think Israeli girls are freaking gorgeous (Middle Eastern girls in general are usually smoking hot), and she also seems quite nerdy - or to use that horribly outdated but still slightly cute phrase, she’s adorkable! Not only does she have a few cosplay sets up on her recently-launched amateur solo girl website, she’s also got this photoset of her in a hot pink, super-short Asian dress, brandishing a huge sword. Uh, it doesn’t get much more geeky than that!

I’m always excited to post photos of my beloved Sunny Leone (like, I love her so much that even my IRL friends have been known to mention her on my Facebook wall and shit… is that weird?), but this is pretty much the best of the best… because she’s doing Catwoman cosplay! Way to successfully blend my nerd porn obsession and love of hot Indian chicks, internet! I am using lots of exclamation points because this gallery totally rules! And of COURSE she’s got a saucer of milk that she, obviously, feels the need to pour all over her naked body. Because it’s not like this photoshoot needed to be any hotter, right?
If you don’t know who Summer Glau is, you’ve been missing out on not only one of the hottest up-and-coming actresses in Hollywood, but you’ve also skipped out on badass television series like Firefly or Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Which means you’re either a horrible person with no taste, or you just live under a rock and need to grab those DVD sets or torrents or whatever RIGHT THIS INSTANT to see what you’ve been missing! Summer is pretty much in Eliza Dushku or Sarah Michelle Gellar levels of nerd hotness, what with her tendency to play sexy robot babes or genetically-engineered psychics and so on and so forth, always managing to look gorgeous as hell, even when covered in blood and swinging around a giant scythe or other gigantic weapons. Anyhow, enough of my fangirlish rantings, let’s move on to the really important bits: here’s some naked and hardcore Summer Glau porn, courtesy of the always quality Famous Comics. They know what I like!

I may have never bothered to go see Avatar - I know, I know, GASP - because I’ve been way to ADD to sit through movies in theatres lately, but as I don’t live under a rock, I’m well aware of what a global phenomenon the movie has become. Shattering box-office records, getting merchandised to hell and back (seriously, click here to look at the results for a search on Amazon for “Avatar” - it’s nuts), spawning new “Na’vi” sets of otherkin and furries and the like, and of course… creating lots and lots of “Rule 34″ requests on Sam Worthington’s Jake Sully and Zoe Saldana’s Neytiri characters. Well, here you guys go: with the help of the artists over at Cartoon Valley, your wishes for plenty of Avatar porn has been granted! So settle in, relax, and enjoy a more “adult” visit to the world of Pandora!

If you dig adult parodies of various pop culture phenomenons, you’ll probably love JKR Comics. The artist & his team have drawn x-rated versions of everything from Erin Esurance to the God Of War video games to former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin! I’ve collected a few previews of the sorts of goodies you can expect in their member’s area, trying to show off the range & quality of the artwork that JKR Comix puts out… I mean, I’m impressed. I’m also liking the sly humor that they manage to blend with the sexiness - check out the Esurance panels for a good example, it had me loling. Basically, I really like this guy and the stuff he’s putting out, so y’all should support him and go visit his page. The end!

So for the past month, my life has pretty much been dominated by Mass Effect 2 - first I played through as an Engineer-class redhead chick who banged Garrus, and currently I’m a hot black chick with Asian-looking green eyes Infiltrator class who is angling to fuck Thane. So basically, my Commander Shepard has an alien sex fetish, it seems - first a turian, now a drell. So in honor of Rise and Shaolin Shepard’s (named after Rise Kujikawa and Shaolin Fon, because yes, I am horribly nerdy) sexual tastes, here is some hot human-on-alien action, courtesy of Galactic Girls. I picked this set especially for two reasons: One, Evie Dellatossa is a hot-ass (literally, she has a great booty) Latina, and Two: the dude’s alien costume’s headpiece looks kinda like the mask Thane wears when you’re on a planet with a hostile atmosphere/climate. So it just made sense. Anyhow, enjoy, and if you haven’t played ME2 yet, GET ON THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW FOR SERIOUS GAWD.

So I’ve recently discovered The Non-Adventures Of Wonderella, and in honor of how much I love both Dana Price and Diana Prince, here’s a super-busty blonde wearing some skimpy Wonder Woman pajamas! Well, that is, if you can even properly call a super-tight tank top & star-spangled panties “pajamas”… anyhow, the girl in question is British hottie In Bed With Faith, and those are some totally awesome 32GG tits that she’s rocking. And considering that she only clocks in at a dimunitive 5′4″, that’s sort of ridiculous. But amazing. Let’s call that her super power… I hereby officially dub her “Boobarella” because I am totally and 100% the most creative naming person on the internet. Also I really just want to go play Mass Effect 2 now so let’s just end this here, okay?
Man, if all cops looked like Teen Katie and her girlfriend, Kari, then I think that we’d have a bit of a problem - people would be committing crimes left and right just so they could get a chance to be arrested and possibly manhandled by this pair of pretty teen girls! I mean, come on… with bodies like that to distract you, being alone with them in an interrogation room wouldn’t be half bad, huh? Though it would open up the door to an entirely new torture technique: get a guy naked, strap him to a chair, and then make him suffer as he gets impossibly horny while watching these two strip each other down, feed each other doughnuts (did you even know that doughnuts could be erotic?), and lick each other in all the right places… I’m sure that would crack even the hardest of criminals. Luckily for you, you’re just getting a free show - no handcuffs required…
