Seriously, just pop on Fluke’s “Absurd” and you can totally imagine that Crystal Klein is one of those stripper/whore badasses from the Sin City comics (or movie, take your pick). Where’s Dwight?

 

Crystal has many more kickass spreads, alone and with friends – you can fantasize that they’re all the whores of Sin City, about to rain down their vigilante justice on assholes who deserve it!