Okay, so I know that this photo set technically involves nothing particularly ‘badass’ - no guns, swords, or weapons of any sort; no military theme; no skin-tight costumes. But something about these photos of megapornstar Briana Banks just completely triggered my superhero sense. Maybe it’s the dramatic eye makeup and kinetic posing, but these photos triggered a total X-Men porno fantasy: in my mind, Briana’s some badass mutant babe with the power of super-speed and possibly some Stacy-X type sex pheromone abilities, but she’s so hot she probably doesn’t even need that last bit. Or maybe she’s just using her powers on me? Anyhow, click the thumbnails to see the full gallery & create your own kickass fantasy for her!

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…or maybe she’s some sort of genetically engineered superbabe soldier - I mean, the huge tits and insanely long legs could be her way of luring in unsuspecting victims for the kill. Or the fuck. I don’t know - but I am sure of one thing: Briana Banks is one badass bitch. If you’ve fallen for her as well, take a look at her official website - she’s giving away free DVDs when you sign up, can’t beat that. All the more fodder for the fantasy file!