It’s Christmas Day, and I happened to find a really badass Green Arrow action figure in my stocking (complete with trick arrows – even the boxing glove arrow!), so I’ve decided to spread the holiday cheer with a DC Comics themed holiday update from Online Super Heroes! Now, my beloved Oliver Queen isn’t in the mix here, but plenty of the other heavy hitters are: Superman & Lois Lane get it on by the Christmas tree; Batman and Poison Ivy go at it on the rooftops of Gotham City; and The Joker seems to have hosted one hell of a holiday sex party – he’s got Catwoman, Harley Quinn AND Poison Ivy joining in on all the fun… dude must have some impressive powers of persuasion to bag that trio of beauties, no? So now that all the fuss of the big day is winding down, relax, kick off your shoes, and enjoy the way the superheroes (and villains) celebrate Christmas in Gotham!
Yessssss. I might have to internet marry Leandro Oliveira, the man behind Leandro Comics. He’s taken superhero porn to an entirely new level – his art looks like it belongs straight in the pages of your favorite comic books. I’d go out on a limb and say he’s just as talented – if not more so – than some of the big name artists working for Marvel & DC lately. Check out these pictures if you need proof – Storm has never looked as hot as she does here, playing with her big pink dildo… and Mystique and Sabretooth finally show the sexual chemistry that brought us Graydon Creed. And then of course we’ve got Rogue and Wolverine, which almost makes sense: perhaps his regeneration abilities would be able to counteract her draining powers so that they could actually have skin-to-skin contact? And really, who needs Gambit when you’ve got Wolvie anyhow, so I’m all for this pairing! But seriously, I love this update so much, mostly because of Rogue and Mystique’s inclusion… those two are some of my all-time favorite Marvel characters: X-Men Unlimited #4 is still one of my favorite issues of any comic ever because it focused so heavily on Rogue, Nightcrawler, and Mystique. And the only thing that could’ve made X-Calibre better than it was would’ve been a Rogue cameo – but with how fierce and sexy Mystique was in the AoA, nerds might’ve imploded everywhere due to the sheer hotness factor of those two on the same page. Seriously, you guys, I love Mystique so much. And Rogue. And now, Leandro Comics, obviously!
