Okay, since I’ve been slacking on updating AGAIN due to a video game, here’s another apology in the form of porn related to the particular video game that’s been eating up my time. It’s the Mass Effect series, of course. I think that’s the only series that I play and replay as much as Shin Megami Tensei and Tales Of games. But I’m working on that Insanity achievement for the first game (it’s the only one I have left!) and was leveling up a FemShep Vanguard with a loyal-to-Liara romance specifically for the recent Shadow Broker DLC (which is fucking AMAZING and worth every last guddamn penny, go buy it if you haven’t already) so, um, yeah. I was ignoring you guys again. Sorry. On the bright side, though, in the midst of all that I was contacted by the girls at Cosplay Erotica and now have some sweet, sweet FemShep cosplay porn (FEMSHEP IS CANON, FUCK ALL Y’ALL) to share with y’all! So hopefully that makes up for everything, right? Think of this gallery as a paragon interrupt that just netted me +25 paragon and smoothed over the theoretical [right hook] I previously gave you for daring to interrupt my video game time. Or something. I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore…

A few years ago, it seemed like the public was kind of getting tired of the once It-Girl that is Gwyneth Paltrow. She’d stopped making blockbusters like Shakespeare In Love and had settled down with her musician husband, oddly named children, and even stranger named food/lifestyle website (It’s called Goop. Yes, seriously). But then she got cast as Pepper Potts in the Iron Man movie franchise, and now the world – well, at least, the nerdy part of the world that goes to superhero movies – is interested in her again. And that means that people want to see her naked again, right? So, your wish is my command: here, from Famous Comics, are some nudes that focus just on Gwyneth herself, as well as some Iron Man pix with her and Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark.