So if you’re a new-ish porn starlet, launching your own personal website, and one of the first photo sets that you upload has you stripping out of a badass Wonder Woman cosplay ensemble? Um, yeah, that’s pretty much the easiest way to get MY loyalty. Carlotta Champagne, ur doin it RITE. I mean, check out how good she looks in that little star-spangled outfit – that shit is definitely correct as fuck. I’m poking around her site right now, and Carlotta definitely seems to be my kind of chick – her photos/videos veer from total nerddom (this particular gallery is case in point) to randomly absurd (sexy Lady Gaga cosplay?) to the more traditional (schoolgirl outfits, bikinis on the beach). Plus, um, DAT BODY. So yeah, I’ve decided. Carlotta can definitely stick around. I like her!