Pornstars Like It Big’s top Big Dick Agent, Eva Angelina, is on a mission to save her partner Jordan Ash from her arch-nemesis, Mariah Milano. When Eva finds him laying on the ground completely unconscious, she tries to resuscitate him… but when mouth to mouth and typical CPR don’t seem to work, her curiosity gets the best of her and she decides to check out Jordan’s cock. Eva quickly gets aroused by how big it is, but as she worships it, Jordan finally wakes up. He lets her know what happened and she informs him that the necessary actions will be taken, but only if he agrees to let her fuck his big cock. Would you say no to a special agent?
She may have been an Australian Penthouse Pet Of The Year, but don’t let that fool you: brunette bombshell Kobe Kaige has fantasies that are anything but mainstream. And with the launch of the super-kickass-amazing (you don’t even KNOW how excited I am) website that is Horrorbabe, it looks like Kobe (and all the other badass bitches featured) get to act out their wildest, most primal sexual urges for all to see. With tons of photos and 40-minute long video “episodes”, Horrorbabe is pretty much a horror/alterna porn lover’s wet dream. And since I’m on a total “hot sword-wielding warrior babes” kick lately, it’s only right that I use this gallery featuring Kobe Kaige’s swashbuckling sex appeal to introduce everyone to my new favorite porn site! Horrorbabe is so fucking awesome, seriously.
With all of the popularity of Renaissance Faires, high-fantasy RPGs set in Medieval eras, movies and comics featuring sword-wielding knights and the like… I have to say that I find it really surprising that there’s so little in the way of similarly-themed adult content. So I was really excited when I stumbled upon Bare Maidens, a website that specializes in “erotic fantasy nudes”. They feature well-known porn stars like Shyla Stylez in full-on medieval cosplay, sporting (and shedding) everything from armor to druid cloaks. The basic story that Bare Maidens revolves around is that of the world of Arta, a land where magic, adventure, and of course, sex color the landscape. To give you a general taste for the kinds of photos and women you’ll see at Bare Maidens, I put together a sampling of some of my favorite sets. Enjoy, and welcome to Arta!
Apparently, when the parent company that runs Gothic Sluts first launched, their motto was something along the lines of “if it has sex and/or a gun, we’ll publish it” - so it’s good to see that they’ve kept their original mission statement. Especially when it leads to them producing fantastic photo sets like this one, featuring a gorgeous Gothic babe teasing & flashing in a little black dress & heels… who also just happens to have a nice, big gun.
Growing up, fetish superstar Darenzia would sneak out of bed to watch The Avengers on late night television. She became obsessed Emma Peel’s shiny, tight catsuits and stiletto boots. To Darenzia, she was a goddess — a woman in power, secure in her sexuality with a fabulous figure-enhancing wardrobe and an attitude that would make grown men whimper at her feet. Darenzia was in heaven the first time she flipped through the pages of Skin Two and discovered latex fashion — she claims that she immediately ran out to a local shop to test out the slick material, and quickly became a convert! You will be, too, after you see her amazing photoshoots & videos at XXX Horror - including this one, featuring corsets, buckles, gloves and chains!
Every so often, I find a girl who really could be a supermodel - and then I thank my lucky stars that she decided to go the pornstar route instead! Big-boobed beauty Aria Valentino is one of those women - with her sultry, cat-like eyes and insane cheekbones, the girl could be walking the runways of Italy… except for one problem: she happens to have some amazing 32G cup boobs… and since the fashion industry hates curves. But like I said, that’s a really good thing for the rest of us - instead of fantasizing about Aria from afar as she poses for Calvin Klein, we get to see her absolutely banging body up close & personal while she gets naughty for her brand new website! Plus, as these photos show, the girl digs video games, too… especially Namco. And since I’ve been pretty much immersing myself completely in Namco Bandai’s “Tales Of…” series lately, it’s just another of 219406803865 reasons for me to fall even more hopelessly in love with the curvy gamer goddess known as Aria Valentino! Like I even needed an excuse…
It’s probably pretty obvious that I have a weak spot for girl gamers - I mean, otherwise Gamer Fetish wouldn’t even exist, right? But it’s true - there’s just something so incredibly sexy to me about a girl who knows her way around a console, or even a card game or minis. The “hot nerd” cliche exists for a reason. So imagine how psyched I was when I stumbled upon Geek Girls Online - an alt-porn website dedicated entirely to sexy, smart pinups. They have girl gamers in spades, and their roster of gorgeous geeks is always increasing. I just HAD to spread the word, so here’s a few of my favorite shots, featuring Geek Girls 8bit, Cyanide, Pixie, Scarlett Sin, Crazy Slutty, and Tersh. Get ready to fall in love!
I literally said “holy shit” out loud when I saw these photos, because this gallery of luscious brunette babe Deny doing a Kill Bill inspired striptease just SCREAMED super sexy, super cool, and of course… superhero. It doesn’t hurt that I found these photos by way of my new favorite desktop toy, Virtual Girl HD. It’s a 100% free program that runs on your desktop, taking up hardly any memory or installing any nasty malware. Basically, it delivers a new girl each day, and she does a sizzling hot striptease while “standing” on your taskbar. This isn’t the Virtua Girl of times past, either… all the girls now dance in crystal-clear HD. My boyfriend and I are both completely addicted. But enough rambling - point being, Deny popped up on my desktop this morning with her samurai sexpot act, and I knew it had to be shared. You don’t have to thank me, I already know it kicks ass.
When it comes to loyal fans, nobody is more devoted than Star Wars fanatics - okay, except possibly Trekkies. Either way, it’s kind of incredible when you realize the sheer volume there is when it comes to Star Wars paraphanalia, toys, spin-off book series, and other items that hail from that galaxy far, far away. But none of those other products can even hold a candle to probably the number one export of Star Wars obsessives: their x-rated fan fiction. There’s only one conclusion that can be made when you think about it: Star Wars fans want to see their favorite characters get it on, and since there was little to no sexuality in the actual movies, they’re left to spin their own sensual tales. No longer, though. Sinful Comics has come to save the day, with this Natalie Portman-as-Amidala meets Yoda’s (somehow incredibly huge, but still green) cock for a hardcore sex comic like nothing you’ve ever seen. This is only part of their FIRST issue of Star Wars/Sci Fi inspired comics, and it falls in nicely with the other Natalie Portman stuff they’ve done before. Basically, if this kind of thing is what you’ve been craving, there’s much more up this alley in the Sinful Comics archive - this gallery is just a small taste. Enjoy.
Sexy babes with big tits in tight latex ALWAYS make me think of superheroines; when you put a devastatingly gorgeous girl like Succubus in an outfit that looks like some crazy combination of AoA/Exiles Blink and The White Queen’s Generation X costumes (only, um, purple… so… Psylocke’s in there too, I guess) AND give her weapons? My fantasies totally start to run wild. I’m seeing her as some awesome supervillainess, possibly the head of a Hydra-esque group a la Viper. Just totally evil, cunning, ruthless, and definitely sexy, sexy, sexy. And now you know why Shiny Sluts is a definite bookmark in my fantasy folder - they’ve got tons more where this hotness came from.
