It’s Christmas Day, and I happened to find a really badass Green Arrow action figure in my stocking (complete with trick arrows - even the boxing glove arrow!), so I’ve decided to spread the holiday cheer with a DC Comics themed holiday update from Online Super Heroes! Now, my beloved Oliver Queen isn’t in the mix here, but plenty of the other heavy hitters are: Superman & Lois Lane get it on by the Christmas tree; Batman and Poison Ivy go at it on the rooftops of Gotham City; and The Joker seems to have hosted one hell of a holiday sex party - he’s got Catwoman, Harley Quinn AND Poison Ivy joining in on all the fun… dude must have some impressive powers of persuasion to bag that trio of beauties, no? So now that all the fuss of the big day is winding down, relax, kick off your shoes, and enjoy the way the superheroes (and villains) celebrate Christmas in Gotham!

I’m sure that I don’t really have to explain why I’m posting up this gallery of Miss Kittie from rubber/latex fetish website Shiny Sluts. She’s obviously Catwoman… with really, really huge tits… and a slightly more revealing than usual costume that happens to be cut out in all the right places, giving us great views of her boobs, butt, and pussy… and with a serious milk fetish that drives her to both pour it all over her body as well as lap it up from a bowl… Selina Kyle always did seem kinky, right? And you know that when she and Batman would get together, they were totally into this kind of thing… I mean, they both wear leather and latex on an almost daily basis anyhow! So I think that Shiny Sluts has done our favorite cat burglar justice with these photos… and even if they hadn’t, jeez, those are some incredible boobies! 

 

Awhile ago, I posted some Justice League Unlimited hardcore comics, and complained that while the Hawkgirl/Wonder Woman action was really hot, I wished that the comics (and the show, really) featured Hal Jordan as the Green Lantern instead of John Stewart. Because come on, John Stewart is easily the worst GL… he’s really boring. Kyle is okay and all, but when it comes to Green Lanterns, my heart belongs to Hal. So I was excited as fuck when Online SuperHeroes decided to cater to MY tastes and put up some sex comics featuring my beloved Hal getting down and dirty with Catwoman in some Gotham City back alley. Sure, he might be infringing on Batman’s territory and girl, but can you blame him? Catwoman is really fucking hot. Plus, I like the way they drew her in these comics - she looks kinda reminiscent of Melinda Clarke (think Firefly and The OC)… and I’m totally down with the idea of Melinda being in a superhero movie, now that I think about it… though I might personally prefer her as Poison Ivy, though. But I’m getting somewhat off topic… what really matters is that Online SuperHeroes is officially the best website ever because they agree with my choice in Green Lanterns. HAL JORDAN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!!!

I’ve always thought that the Black Cat was the sexiest character in the Spiderman universe - hell, I even dressed up as Felicia Hardy for Halloween one year. So it made me really happy to see her featured in this gallery of Spiderman and Batman hardcore toons from newly-launched toon/hentai website, Cartoon Reality. The site specializes in exceptionally high-quality hardcore artwork of popular cartoon and anime characters, and everything that I’ve seen so far has been absolutely amazing. You can get a glimpse of some of their superhero work in this gallery, featuring Batman characters such as Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, and even The Dark Knight himself… as well as Spiderman and characters from HIS franchise, like Venom, Mary Jane, and obviously… Black Cat. If they continue to feature my favorite characters like this, maybe my dream of Zatanna porn will finally be realized…

Judging from the emails & search requests I’ve been getting, y’all can’t get enough catwomen. Well, you’re in luck because I’ve got some serious feline fatales for you today - courtesy of internet reality show Money Talks. These body-painted babes get in touch with their primal sides with some seriously sexy hardcore & blowjob action.

These kittens really get in the mood, sucking and fucking until they can’t take anymore. But even hotter, they look like they should be some new kickass superheroine gang - although maybe supervillains would be more practical. I mean, if these girls were out to fight crime, everyone would be breaking the law left and right in an attempt to get a little face time with these pussycats. Regardless, for now we’ll just have to settle for these mega-hot photos of the girls in action - make sure to click the thumbnails to enlarge the photos!