Okay, normally I write my own descriptions (if they can truly be called descriptions, since half the time I start rambling about video games or something instead…) for my galleries here at Tales Of Hentai, but whoever is writing the teaser blurbs for new Hollywood hentai site Gogo Celeb has been making me laugh so hard that I’m gonna have to go ahead and just copy/paste their introduction to this collection of kick-ass Fantastic Four hentai. Make no mistake, I’m not calling the actual content hilarious (it’s actually really well done and hot as fuck), but… well, just read it and I think that you’ll understand:

“You haven’t seen how Reed and Sue’s honeymoon went until now! Sure it’s just the two of them fucking, but when Reed goes elastic, the screwing’s fantastic! See this husband-and-wife team go in for the kinkiest sex positions you never thought they could do — they’re so nasty, we’re sure that the Thing would definitely turn rock-hard when he sees these two!”

Heh. Told you so. But you know what, when a site’s churning out stuff of this caliber and quality, they can say as much corny shit about it as they want - in short, Gogo Celeb is just that fuckin’ rad.

Sorry for the extreme hiatus - it’s a long story, but my computer was permanently indisposed. Six months without a computer was a total shock to my internet addict’s system, but I managed to find all sorts of ways to entertain myself. I learned Krav Maga and took up astrophysics… okay, in reality I just buried myself in comic books - including one of my favorite superhero books, Ultimate Fantastic Four. Reed Richards? Is totally my idol. I’d kill to visit the Negative Zone or meet the Inhumans - hell, I named my new kitten Black Bolt. Seriously.

Anyhow, the point? The Fantastic Four is awesome in any universe (even the zombieverse - gives a whole new meaning to the Frightful Four), Sue and Reed are awesome, the new FF/Silver Surfer movie action is awesome…but you know what tops all of it?