Okay, since I’ve been slacking on updating AGAIN due to a video game, here’s another apology in the form of porn related to the particular video game that’s been eating up my time. It’s the Mass Effect series, of course. I think that’s the only series that I play and replay as much as Shin Megami Tensei and Tales Of games. But I’m working on that Insanity achievement for the first game (it’s the only one I have left!) and was leveling up a FemShep Vanguard with a loyal-to-Liara romance specifically for the recent Shadow Broker DLC (which is fucking AMAZING and worth every last guddamn penny, go buy it if you haven’t already) so, um, yeah. I was ignoring you guys again. Sorry. On the bright side, though, in the midst of all that I was contacted by the girls at Cosplay Erotica and now have some sweet, sweet FemShep cosplay porn (FEMSHEP IS CANON, FUCK ALL Y’ALL) to share with y’all! So hopefully that makes up for everything, right? Think of this gallery as a paragon interrupt that just netted me +25 paragon and smoothed over the theoretical [right hook] I previously gave you for daring to interrupt my video game time. Or something. I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore…

So for the past month, my life has pretty much been dominated by Mass Effect 2 – first I played through as an Engineer-class redhead chick who banged Garrus, and currently I’m a hot black chick with Asian-looking green eyes Infiltrator class who is angling to fuck Thane. So basically, my Commander Shepard has an alien sex fetish, it seems – first a turian, now a drell. So in honor of Rise and Shaolin Shepard’s (named after Rise Kujikawa and Shaolin Fon, because yes, I am horribly nerdy) sexual tastes, here is some hot human-on-alien action, courtesy of Galactic Girls. I picked this set especially for two reasons: One, Evie Dellatossa is a hot-ass (literally, she has a great booty) Latina, and Two: the dude’s alien costume’s headpiece looks kinda like the mask Thane wears when you’re on a planet with a hostile atmosphere/climate. So it just made sense. Anyhow, enjoy, and if you haven’t played ME2 yet, GET ON THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW FOR SERIOUS GAWD.

One of the newest Galactic Girls, blonde sci-fi babe Bree Olsen plots to clone herself and take over as the Queen of Pussea. Catching her at the scene of the crime, the alien resident doctor gets taken prisoner so that the big tit galactic girl can finish her DNA extraction. Chaining the doctor in place she proceeds to extract DNA from her wet dripping pussy all while sexually punishing the doctor for his interference in her plan. Watch her moan with pleasure as she succeeds on producing enough DNA for her evil scheme! The Galactic Girls website has 250+ photos and a 16 minute video of this episode, as well as hundreds of other updates, so if this gallery struck your fancy – you’re in luck, because there’s WAY more where it came from!

Fair warning: this gallery of busty brunette Veronica Zemanova posing in a camo bikini, then stripping down to only her army boots and some firearms, is really, really, ridiculously hot. Scorching, almost. If you like the ‘girls with guns‘ niche at all – and why wouldn’t you – this gallery might even be your holy grail. A seasoned Actiongirls model, she’s posed with everything from flamethrowers to RPGs, but this gallery proves that even just a simple shotgun and pistol can serve to really turn up the heat when Veronica is involved! You know, I have a few guy friends who all say that the woman they’d most want to kick their ass and dominate them would be Milla Jovovich, and while she IS a fucking hot badass, I think that my answer would be this chick, hands down… because, really, look at that body… who can even compete with someone THAT perfect?

Man, ever since she first launched her solo website about a month or two ago, Gigi Spice has done nothing but go up in my opinion. First off, she’s super fucking hot – I’m already biased towards the Latina girls, I admit it, but I think you’d be hard-pressed to find ANYONE who doesn’t recognize how smoking this chick is. Secondly, her photos and videos are awesome – I mean, come on, obviously. She does shit like strip while roller blading and, as you can see here, get all trussed up in a leather catsuit, armed with two (toy) guns and some Matrix-style sunglasses. Seriously, she’s ready to be in a superhero movie or something… and ideas who we could cast her as? There IS kind of a lame shortage of Latina heroines/villains, now that I think about it… but anyhow, point being, Gigi Spice is thoroughly awesome, and I hope she keeps up with the whole “Gigi Croft” persona!

It’s been far, far too long since I posted anything from badass babe adult website Actiongirls… and I really have no idea what’s taken me so long. I mean, they’re kind of the pinnacle of the girls-with-guns (and flamethrowers, and swords, and other weapons) genre on the internet. Case in point: this gallery of blonde Russian stunner Iryna Stevens, all oiled up and ready to kick some serious ass if the need arises. I feel like she should be the next “bad guy” Bond Girl or something, another one of those Cold War vixens that seduces Bond and then holds a gun to his head. But maybe it’s just my Russian fetish talking… I love Russian women, the sound of the language, hell, I even have a weird crush on Vladimir Putin. So yeah, in other words, this gallery hits all the right turn-ons for me, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

I know that I feature Virtua Girl HD girls here on Super Hero Fetish quite often, but there’s a damned good reason for my doing so – they keep their free downloadable desktop stripper program very well stocked with photos & video stripteases of hot chicks in various badass costumes! Case in point: this gallery of smoking hot redhead Kathy Moore, in a striptease session named “Bodyguard”. She’s rocking a sexy military-style uniform and is toting a rather large gun as icing on the kick-ass cake. Tell the truth: you wouldn’t mind being detained and arrested if Kathy was the one doing it, now would you? No, you don’t have to answer. I already know. And I understand.

Pornstars Like It Big‘s top Big Dick Agent, Eva Angelina, is on a mission to save her partner Jordan Ash from her arch-nemesis, Mariah Milano. When Eva finds him laying on the ground completely unconscious, she tries to resuscitate him… but when mouth to mouth and typical CPR don’t seem to work, her curiosity gets the best of her and she decides to check out Jordan’s cock. Eva quickly gets aroused by how big it is, but as she worships it, Jordan finally wakes up. He lets her know what happened and she informs him that the necessary actions will be taken, but only if he agrees to let her fuck his big cock. Would you say no to a special agent?

You know, it’s probably a very good thing that in real life, FBI agents don’t dress quite like Virtua Girl HD’s Carol G. I mean, if getting taken away by the feds meant that you got to see a hot blonde chick strip out of her skin-tight uniform, while flashing both her huge tits AND her gun… well, I think it’s safe to say that the world would just degenerate into a wretched hive of scum and villainy quicker than Mos Eisley ever could. People would actively be trying to get arrested, chaos would prevail, and civilization would eventually collapse… all because Carol G had to go and flash her boobs. Oh, well – I guess that, for now at least, it’s a better idea to just download the Virtua Girl HD desktop stripper software (don’t worry, it’s legit – no malware, spyware, or any other nasties, according to my copy of AdAware) and watch the sexy faux-FBI agents shake their moneymakers on your desktop WITHOUT having to commit any felonies. Yeah, that’s DEFINITELY the best way to go.

Spacegirl warrior Anastasia Pierce beams into the Evil Alien Mechanized Pussy Probe Laboratory which is onboard the enemy’s main intergalactic vessel. She is armed with a high-powered plasma ray and a iridium cutting sword and is aching to kick some evil alien ass! As she is exploring the lab, the main Probe puts out an unseen energy ray that subdues her by activating her deepest sexual desires. She struggles valiantly to overcome this power, even as she is being stripped of her protective armor. The alien weapon finally gets her captive in the Pussy Probe Extractor Chair… but you’ll have to head over to XXX Space Girls to find out what happens next!