She may have been an Australian Penthouse Pet Of The Year, but don’t let that fool you: brunette bombshell Kobe Kaige has fantasies that are anything but mainstream. And with the launch of the super-kickass-amazing (you don’t even KNOW how excited I am) website that is Horrorbabe, it looks like Kobe (and all the other badass bitches featured) get to act out their wildest, most primal sexual urges for all to see. With tons of photos and 40-minute long video “episodes”, Horrorbabe is pretty much a horror/alterna porn lover’s wet dream. And since I’m on a total “hot sword-wielding warrior babes” kick lately, it’s only right that I use this gallery featuring Kobe Kaige’s swashbuckling sex appeal to introduce everyone to my new favorite porn site! Horrorbabe is so fucking awesome, seriously.

With all of the popularity of Renaissance Faires, high-fantasy RPGs set in Medieval eras, movies and comics featuring sword-wielding knights and the like… I have to say that I find it really surprising that there’s so little in the way of similarly-themed adult content. So I was really excited when I stumbled upon Bare Maidens, a website that specializes in “erotic fantasy nudes”. They feature well-known porn stars like Shyla Stylez in full-on medieval cosplay, sporting (and shedding) everything from armor to druid cloaks. The basic story that Bare Maidens revolves around is that of the world of Arta, a land where magic, adventure, and of course, sex color the landscape. To give you a general taste for the kinds of photos and women you’ll see at Bare Maidens, I put together a sampling of some of my favorite sets. Enjoy, and welcome to Arta!

Spacegirl warrior Anastasia Pierce beams into the Evil Alien Mechanized Pussy Probe Laboratory which is onboard the enemy’s main intergalactic vessel. She is armed with a high-powered plasma ray and a iridium cutting sword and is aching to kick some evil alien ass! As she is exploring the lab, the main Probe puts out an unseen energy ray that subdues her by activating her deepest sexual desires. She struggles valiantly to overcome this power, even as she is being stripped of her protective armor. The alien weapon finally gets her captive in the Pussy Probe Extractor Chair… but you’ll have to head over to XXX Space Girls to find out what happens next!

I literally said “holy shit” out loud when I saw these photos, because this gallery of luscious brunette babe Deny doing a Kill Bill inspired striptease just SCREAMED super sexy, super cool, and of course… superhero. It doesn’t hurt that I found these photos by way of my new favorite desktop toy, Virtual Girl HD. It’s a 100% free program that runs on your desktop, taking up hardly any memory or installing any nasty malware. Basically, it delivers a new girl each day, and she does a sizzling hot striptease while “standing” on your taskbar. This isn’t the Virtua Girl of times past, either… all the girls now dance in crystal-clear HD. My boyfriend and I are both completely addicted. But enough rambling - point being, Deny popped up on my desktop this morning with her samurai sexpot act, and I knew it had to be shared. You don’t have to thank me, I already know it kicks ass.

Sexy babes with big tits in tight latex ALWAYS make me think of superheroines; when you put a devastatingly gorgeous girl like Succubus in an outfit that looks like some crazy combination of AoA/Exiles Blink and The White Queen’s Generation X costumes (only, um, purple… so… Psylocke’s in there too, I guess) AND give her weapons? My fantasies totally start to run wild. I’m seeing her as some awesome supervillainess, possibly the head of a Hydra-esque group a la Viper. Just totally evil, cunning, ruthless, and definitely sexy, sexy, sexy. And now you know why Shiny Sluts is a definite bookmark in my fantasy folder - they’ve got tons more where this hotness came from.

This is one sexy sci-fi babe - XXX Spacegirls has found itself a new galactic superheroine in the form of tattooed superbabe, Serene Dream. Sadly, her enemies’ dreams won’t be so sweet and peaceful - Serene’s armed to the teeth with guns, katanas, and her super-charged space dildo. The evil space alien empire doesn’t stand a chance! Click the thumbnails below to see the entire gallery of Serene showing off her serious ass-kicking skills - and pray she doesn’t come after you next!