There’s no doubt about it, Sin City was a very sexy movie. Rosario Dawson and Brittany Murphy strutting around half-naked definitely helped, but I credit a lot of the movie’s steamy sensuality to the chemistry between Bruce Willis and Jessica Alba. Apparently, celebrity sex comic specialists Free Sinful Comics agreed, because they created a stunningly hot issue dedicated to the big-screen versions of Nancy and Hartigan. Read on for excerpts from the comic, as well as some photos of Jessica Alba in her cowgirl stripper outfit from the movie.

Sorry for the extreme hiatus - it’s a long story, but my computer was permanently indisposed. Six months without a computer was a total shock to my internet addict’s system, but I managed to find all sorts of ways to entertain myself. I learned Krav Maga and took up astrophysics… okay, in reality I just buried myself in comic books - including one of my favorite superhero books, Ultimate Fantastic Four. Reed Richards? Is totally my idol. I’d kill to visit the Negative Zone or meet the Inhumans - hell, I named my new kitten Black Bolt. Seriously.

Anyhow, the point? The Fantastic Four is awesome in any universe (even the zombieverse - gives a whole new meaning to the Frightful Four), Sue and Reed are awesome, the new FF/Silver Surfer movie action is awesome…but you know what tops all of it?