I’m just gonna come out and say it: I think that Cyclops sucks. This may have something to do with the fact that after my introduction to the X-Men comics (one of the Legion Quest books was my first), I started grabbing the now-defunct X-Men Classics series along with my other books. One of the first turned out to be that issue where Cyclops and Storm fight for leadership of the X-Men because Scott is busy being a useless sad sack. He gets his ass summarily kicked by Storm and proceeds to do even MORE moping, and my eternal dislike for him was locked in. I’ve yet to read anything else that has made him any more tolerable; he seems so stiff and boring and waspy and prone to terrible outfits that it makes the fact that he keeps somehow attracting incredible women like Jean Grey and Emma Frost all the more puzzling. I mean, how does someone that boring manage to rank as a manwhore? It’s one of the greatest mysteries of the Marvel Universe, because I sure know that I’ve never met a female comic reader (myself included) that had any more than vague annoyance ranging to all-out hate for the guy. Um… okay, well, this probably is a really weird choice for what to write as a gallery description, but considering that these Leandro Comics feature Cyke getting it on with both Storm and Jean Grey, I sort of couldn’t hold back! He’s just so… ew. But I mean, at least Storm and Jean look super hot in these comics, so I guess I’ll forgive Leandro… even if on their main page you can see a peek of a set with Cyclops and Psylocke as well. Wait, that’s actually canon too, isn’t it? Or am I hallucinating that Psylocke went after him once? God, Cyclops must be wearing Sex Panther or Nexus or something, because wtf?!

So, the amazing Leandro Comics delivers again – this time with Batman porn comics. I’d like to say that both the pairings in this gallery are totally canon – I mean, Batman and Catwoman are pretty established as a romantic duo, even if they’re not always together. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, though, is a bit more debatable (though there are plenty of people out there who believe that, at the very least, Ivy has some unrequited feelings for our girl Harley). I don’t read enough Batman comics to have much of an opinion beyond the fact that such a pairing would be hot as hell, and that I do think that Ivy legitimately cares for Harley. It’d be interesting if DC decided to try out a lesbian relationship there, or maybe even a threesome with the newest Batwoman, Kate Kane. Because that would be hot as hell, no? Leandro, get on that shit!

Yessssss. I might have to internet marry Leandro Oliveira, the man behind Leandro Comics. He’s taken superhero porn to an entirely new level – his art looks like it belongs straight in the pages of your favorite comic books. I’d go out on a limb and say he’s just as talented – if not more so – than some of the big name artists working for Marvel & DC lately. Check out these pictures if you need proof – Storm has never looked as hot as she does here, playing with her big pink dildo… and Mystique and Sabretooth finally show the sexual chemistry that brought us Graydon Creed. And then of course we’ve got Rogue and Wolverine, which almost makes sense: perhaps his regeneration abilities would be able to counteract her draining powers so that they could actually have skin-to-skin contact? And really, who needs Gambit when you’ve got Wolvie anyhow, so I’m all for this pairing! But seriously, I love this update so much, mostly because of Rogue and Mystique’s inclusion… those two are some of my all-time favorite Marvel characters: X-Men Unlimited #4 is still one of my favorite issues of any comic ever because it focused so heavily on Rogue, Nightcrawler, and Mystique. And the only thing that could’ve made X-Calibre better than it was would’ve been a Rogue cameo – but with how fierce and sexy Mystique was in the AoA, nerds might’ve imploded everywhere due to the sheer hotness factor of those two on the same page. Seriously, you guys, I love Mystique so much. And Rogue. And now, Leandro Comics, obviously!