Reasons why Micah Moore kicks ass: She got her start in the adult industry as a stripper; unfortunately this didn’t last long because she would do the robot onstage. Apparently the club owners had no senses of humor! Anyhow, reason two: The introductory video on her new official solo girl website is a totally awesome & hilarious parody of MTV Cribs that still manages to be hot & sexy. Reason three, and the reason she’s a sexy superhero in the making: Micah Moore loves to play with guns. Naked.