You’d probably brush off Pornstars Like It Big as just another generic hardcore porn site, but you’d be wrong: these girls seem to have a weakness for cosplay and guns. Seriously, log into their member’s area, and you’ll see not only the high-glam, Hollywood hardcore that you’d expect, but also everything from big-tit zombie babes and special agents to porn parodies of kung-fu movies to hot soldier babes, like this episode that I’m featuring here, entitled “Full Metal Penis” and featuring super-hot and busty babe supreme, Adrenalynn. Here’s the description from the main site: “Drill Sergeant Adrenalynn is one tough bitch towards her new recruits. She knows that being tough is the best way to distinguish the maggots from the big dicks! When Private Keiran Lee shows up with his big cock, she realizes that she may have found her match. It is now to Keiran to drill the drill sergeant’s pussy with his foot long cock and fulfill his duty to America!”

Pornstars Like It Big‘s top Big Dick Agent, Eva Angelina, is on a mission to save her partner Jordan Ash from her arch-nemesis, Mariah Milano. When Eva finds him laying on the ground completely unconscious, she tries to resuscitate him… but when mouth to mouth and typical CPR don’t seem to work, her curiosity gets the best of her and she decides to check out Jordan’s cock. Eva quickly gets aroused by how big it is, but as she worships it, Jordan finally wakes up. He lets her know what happened and she informs him that the necessary actions will be taken, but only if he agrees to let her fuck his big cock. Would you say no to a special agent?