Okay, normally I don’t shill sex toys here on superherofetish, but this one is just too appropriate to NOT share. I’m on the mailing list for TooTimid, a sex toy/DVD webstore that tends to have awesome promotions (they’re always giving away cool shit)… and this week’s is no different. May I present the FREE. GUN. SHAPED. VIBRATOR.

“STICK ‘EM UP COWGIRL - Here’s Your Free Vibe! Ok, we couldn’t resist. This is definately one of the more odd looking items we have seen over the years. A few weeks ago we sent this item out to a few people on the review team. We simply wanted to know from them if this item would be a valuable freebie to offer our customers. We heard back that this was a very satisfying toy. Based on that feedback, we decided to go ahead and offer this unique item for free. Like always, you only pay the normal shipping and handling fee.”

So there you have it. A free vibrator fit for your very own superheroine, and just in time for Christmas. You know what to do.