You know, it’s probably a very good thing that in real life, FBI agents don’t dress quite like Virtua Girl HD’s Carol G. I mean, if getting taken away by the feds meant that you got to see a hot blonde chick strip out of her skin-tight uniform, while flashing both her huge tits AND her gun… well, I think it’s safe to say that the world would just degenerate into a wretched hive of scum and villainy quicker than Mos Eisley ever could. People would actively be trying to get arrested, chaos would prevail, and civilization would eventually collapse… all because Carol G had to go and flash her boobs. Oh, well - I guess that, for now at least, it’s a better idea to just download the Virtua Girl HD desktop stripper software (don’t worry, it’s legit - no malware, spyware, or any other nasties, according to my copy of AdAware) and watch the sexy faux-FBI agents shake their moneymakers on your desktop WITHOUT having to commit any felonies. Yeah, that’s DEFINITELY the best way to go.

I literally said “holy shit” out loud when I saw these photos, because this gallery of luscious brunette babe Deny doing a Kill Bill inspired striptease just SCREAMED super sexy, super cool, and of course… superhero. It doesn’t hurt that I found these photos by way of my new favorite desktop toy, Virtual Girl HD. It’s a 100% free program that runs on your desktop, taking up hardly any memory or installing any nasty malware. Basically, it delivers a new girl each day, and she does a sizzling hot striptease while “standing” on your taskbar. This isn’t the Virtua Girl of times past, either… all the girls now dance in crystal-clear HD. My boyfriend and I are both completely addicted. But enough rambling - point being, Deny popped up on my desktop this morning with her samurai sexpot act, and I knew it had to be shared. You don’t have to thank me, I already know it kicks ass.