Pornstars Like It Big’s top Big Dick Agent, Eva Angelina, is on a mission to save her partner Jordan Ash from her arch-nemesis, Mariah Milano. When Eva finds him laying on the ground completely unconscious, she tries to resuscitate him… but when mouth to mouth and typical CPR don’t seem to work, her curiosity gets the best of her and she decides to check out Jordan’s cock. Eva quickly gets aroused by how big it is, but as she worships it, Jordan finally wakes up. He lets her know what happened and she informs him that the necessary actions will be taken, but only if he agrees to let her fuck his big cock. Would you say no to a special agent?
She may have been an Australian Penthouse Pet Of The Year, but don’t let that fool you: brunette bombshell Kobe Kaige has fantasies that are anything but mainstream. And with the launch of the super-kickass-amazing (you don’t even KNOW how excited I am) website that is Horrorbabe, it looks like Kobe (and all the other badass bitches featured) get to act out their wildest, most primal sexual urges for all to see. With tons of photos and 40-minute long video “episodes”, Horrorbabe is pretty much a horror/alterna porn lover’s wet dream. And since I’m on a total “hot sword-wielding warrior babes” kick lately, it’s only right that I use this gallery featuring Kobe Kaige’s swashbuckling sex appeal to introduce everyone to my new favorite porn site! Horrorbabe is so fucking awesome, seriously.
With all of the popularity of Renaissance Faires, high-fantasy RPGs set in Medieval eras, movies and comics featuring sword-wielding knights and the like… I have to say that I find it really surprising that there’s so little in the way of similarly-themed adult content. So I was really excited when I stumbled upon Bare Maidens, a website that specializes in “erotic fantasy nudes”. They feature well-known porn stars like Shyla Stylez in full-on medieval cosplay, sporting (and shedding) everything from armor to druid cloaks. The basic story that Bare Maidens revolves around is that of the world of Arta, a land where magic, adventure, and of course, sex color the landscape. To give you a general taste for the kinds of photos and women you’ll see at Bare Maidens, I put together a sampling of some of my favorite sets. Enjoy, and welcome to Arta!
Spacegirl warrior Anastasia Pierce beams into the Evil Alien Mechanized Pussy Probe Laboratory which is onboard the enemy’s main intergalactic vessel. She is armed with a high-powered plasma ray and a iridium cutting sword and is aching to kick some evil alien ass! As she is exploring the lab, the main Probe puts out an unseen energy ray that subdues her by activating her deepest sexual desires. She struggles valiantly to overcome this power, even as she is being stripped of her protective armor. The alien weapon finally gets her captive in the Pussy Probe Extractor Chair… but you’ll have to head over to XXX Space Girls to find out what happens next!
Apparently, when the parent company that runs Gothic Sluts first launched, their motto was something along the lines of “if it has sex and/or a gun, we’ll publish it” - so it’s good to see that they’ve kept their original mission statement. Especially when it leads to them producing fantastic photo sets like this one, featuring a gorgeous Gothic babe teasing & flashing in a little black dress & heels… who also just happens to have a nice, big gun.
I completely adored the Kill Bill movies, in part because Uma Thurman was just so fucking sexy in them. I have a serious weakness for hot girls with weapons, and The Bride combined sex appeal and blade know-how to become one of the favorite entries in my celebrity fantasy file. So imagine my delight when I found that Famous Comics not only felt the same way, but they’d already drawn a full series of x-rated sex comics based on the movies. They’re absolutely fantastic, and VERY realistic-looking - whoever drew these has some serious talent, that’s for sure. The best thing about Famous Comics, though, is that they decide what to draw next based on member requests - I know I’ll definitely be asking for some more Kill Bill hardcore, because damn.
Worship your blade for this is your god
Uphold the code, remember your senseis words
For they are your guidance and wisdom and fury is your causeThe speed of the Ninja is the speed of the night
The speed of the Ninja will carry the fight
The speed of the Ninja, eternal and true
The speed of the Ninja is coming for you… This photoset of Asian fetish goddess
Masuimi Max posing naked with a fierce sword reminded me of a song, so in the interest of being totally lazy (and/or being totally distracted by staring at these photos, I meaaaannnn!!!), I’m taking the emo/livejournal route and just posting some lyrics up in this bitch. The photos are from sci-fi porn megasite
Galactic Girls, and the lyrics are from Ninja Magic’s “Speed Of Ninja”. And
Masuimi Max is amazing, as always.
The recent season ending of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles has left me starving for my weekly fix of badass hot chicks. Luckily for me, the Actiongirls are always around to satisfy any such cravings. This x-rated action series follows seriously hot women like blonde babe Vanessa Upton as they kick ass & take names in an apocalyptic future. Trust me, you haven’t seen hot until you’ve seen these girls use a flame-thrower while completely naked - or, like in these photos, show off their skills with both guns AND nunchucks while posing on and around a gigantic fucking TANK. Seriously, this shit is an action junkie’s wet dream come true. LOVE IT.
Sexy babes with big tits in tight latex ALWAYS make me think of superheroines; when you put a devastatingly gorgeous girl like Succubus in an outfit that looks like some crazy combination of AoA/Exiles Blink and The White Queen’s Generation X costumes (only, um, purple… so… Psylocke’s in there too, I guess) AND give her weapons? My fantasies totally start to run wild. I’m seeing her as some awesome supervillainess, possibly the head of a Hydra-esque group a la Viper. Just totally evil, cunning, ruthless, and definitely sexy, sexy, sexy. And now you know why Shiny Sluts is a definite bookmark in my fantasy folder - they’ve got tons more where this hotness came from.
