So now that I’ve finally dipped my toes into the MMO pool with MegaTen Online, one might expect me to do the inevitable and give World Of Warcraft a shot… but my boyfriend, possibly biased after years of hating Morgan Webb on X-Play and her panning of anything that isn’t WoW, has threatened to disown me if I give in to that particular temptation. So you guys will just have to somehow survive without me making any good, Warcraft-related puns when it comes to posting Whore Lore galleries. That’s a tall order, I know, since you all just love my dumbass sense of humor so much, right? Um, anyway, these photos are from the ‘Rage Of Bonan’ episode, and they feature a cute Asian warrior-princess type chick getting it one with some Sean-Bean-as-Odysseus looking guy. Makes me want to re-watch Troy all over again… I’m still holding out for an Odysseus-central movie with Sean Bean reprising the role, he’s yummy. Much like this gallery!

Okay, since I’ve been slacking on updating AGAIN due to a video game, here’s another apology in the form of porn related to the particular video game that’s been eating up my time. It’s the Mass Effect series, of course. I think that’s the only series that I play and replay as much as Shin Megami Tensei and Tales Of games. But I’m working on that Insanity achievement for the first game (it’s the only one I have left!) and was leveling up a FemShep Vanguard with a loyal-to-Liara romance specifically for the recent Shadow Broker DLC (which is fucking AMAZING and worth every last guddamn penny, go buy it if you haven’t already) so, um, yeah. I was ignoring you guys again. Sorry. On the bright side, though, in the midst of all that I was contacted by the girls at Cosplay Erotica and now have some sweet, sweet FemShep cosplay porn (FEMSHEP IS CANON, FUCK ALL Y’ALL) to share with y’all! So hopefully that makes up for everything, right? Think of this gallery as a paragon interrupt that just netted me +25 paragon and smoothed over the theoretical [right hook] I previously gave you for daring to interrupt my video game time. Or something. I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore…

Maybe it’s just because I was waxing guddamn nostalgic about the Roswell series earlier (it was my favorite show back in high school) and so I just have the cast members on the brain, but I think that amateur hottie Corin Riggs looks an awful lot like Shiri Appleby… with a little bit of Emmanuelle Chriqui mixed in for good measure. So, uh, I’m going out on a limb here and guessing that she’s got some Jewish/Israeli ancestry somewhere along the line! I think Israeli girls are freaking gorgeous (Middle Eastern girls in general are usually smoking hot), and she also seems quite nerdy – or to use that horribly outdated but still slightly cute phrase, she’s adorkable! Not only does she have a few cosplay sets up on her recently-launched amateur solo girl website, she’s also got this photoset of her in a hot pink, super-short Asian dress, brandishing a huge sword. Uh, it doesn’t get much more geeky than that!

So for the past month, my life has pretty much been dominated by Mass Effect 2 – first I played through as an Engineer-class redhead chick who banged Garrus, and currently I’m a hot black chick with Asian-looking green eyes Infiltrator class who is angling to fuck Thane. So basically, my Commander Shepard has an alien sex fetish, it seems – first a turian, now a drell. So in honor of Rise and Shaolin Shepard’s (named after Rise Kujikawa and Shaolin Fon, because yes, I am horribly nerdy) sexual tastes, here is some hot human-on-alien action, courtesy of Galactic Girls. I picked this set especially for two reasons: One, Evie Dellatossa is a hot-ass (literally, she has a great booty) Latina, and Two: the dude’s alien costume’s headpiece looks kinda like the mask Thane wears when you’re on a planet with a hostile atmosphere/climate. So it just made sense. Anyhow, enjoy, and if you haven’t played ME2 yet, GET ON THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW FOR SERIOUS GAWD.

Check out this ridiculoid hottie. Seriously, there’s so much about this photo set from Sinful Goddesses that I like, it’s hard to figure out exactly where to start, or how to express it all… so I’m going to forgo any attempts at decent writing and just do a straight up list. Here goes: I’m digging the long, wavy, auburn hair – it reminds me both of my beloved Rangiku, as well as fitting in with the whole wild, medieval maiden theme. The dual sword-wielding thing that she’s got going on is also awesome, especially since that’s what my current character in Dragon Age: Origins uses – as well as Leon Magnus, who I hate as a character (he’s kind of a big whiny babby), yet he’s insanely fun to play as in Tales Of The World: Radiant Mythology. The shoulder guard thing reminds me of Rutee Katrea, one of my favorite video game characters ever, and I’m also digging the skimpy chainmail “armor” she’s wearing. Basically, this set plays to like… 400 of my nerdy weaknesses, and if I like it that much, I’m sure that I won’t be the only one… so here. I’m sharing it with you. You’re welcome.

So, today is a holiday called Veteran’s Day here in the United States, meant to give thanks and respect to our soldiers and the like… and I know that this isn’t the most traditional way of honoring the troops, but hopefully a few of you guys will appreciate it: here is gorgeous blonde babe Silvia Saint in full-blown military cosplay, complete with guns, dogtags, camoflauge, knives, and even a grenade! And of course, she’s literally ripping off her clothes in order to show off that amazing body of hers (her ass is one of my favorite booties in the porn biz, for real)! She may not be American – the girl is a luscious Czech – but I still thought that this would be a fun and sexy way to show my personal appreciation for soldiers and veterans all over the world. Happy Veteran’s Day, and head over to Club Silvia Saint for the rest of this set & more photos and videos of this delicious blonde bombshell!

One of the newest Galactic Girls, blonde sci-fi babe Bree Olsen plots to clone herself and take over as the Queen of Pussea. Catching her at the scene of the crime, the alien resident doctor gets taken prisoner so that the big tit galactic girl can finish her DNA extraction. Chaining the doctor in place she proceeds to extract DNA from her wet dripping pussy all while sexually punishing the doctor for his interference in her plan. Watch her moan with pleasure as she succeeds on producing enough DNA for her evil scheme! The Galactic Girls website has 250+ photos and a 16 minute video of this episode, as well as hundreds of other updates, so if this gallery struck your fancy – you’re in luck, because there’s WAY more where it came from!

Fair warning: this gallery of busty brunette Veronica Zemanova posing in a camo bikini, then stripping down to only her army boots and some firearms, is really, really, ridiculously hot. Scorching, almost. If you like the ‘girls with guns‘ niche at all – and why wouldn’t you – this gallery might even be your holy grail. A seasoned Actiongirls model, she’s posed with everything from flamethrowers to RPGs, but this gallery proves that even just a simple shotgun and pistol can serve to really turn up the heat when Veronica is involved! You know, I have a few guy friends who all say that the woman they’d most want to kick their ass and dominate them would be Milla Jovovich, and while she IS a fucking hot badass, I think that my answer would be this chick, hands down… because, really, look at that body… who can even compete with someone THAT perfect?

You’d probably brush off Pornstars Like It Big as just another generic hardcore porn site, but you’d be wrong: these girls seem to have a weakness for cosplay and guns. Seriously, log into their member’s area, and you’ll see not only the high-glam, Hollywood hardcore that you’d expect, but also everything from big-tit zombie babes and special agents to porn parodies of kung-fu movies to hot soldier babes, like this episode that I’m featuring here, entitled “Full Metal Penis” and featuring super-hot and busty babe supreme, Adrenalynn. Here’s the description from the main site: “Drill Sergeant Adrenalynn is one tough bitch towards her new recruits. She knows that being tough is the best way to distinguish the maggots from the big dicks! When Private Keiran Lee shows up with his big cock, she realizes that she may have found her match. It is now to Keiran to drill the drill sergeant’s pussy with his foot long cock and fulfill his duty to America!”

While I have to admit that I don’t play World Of Warcraft, I do have a few friends who are completely entrenched in the game’s world. And considering how that whole fantasy world sucks you in, I’m really surprised that there isn’t more in the way of Warcraft-themed porn. But luckily for anyone who has ever fantasized about elves or rogues and whatnot, there is WhoreLore. They do “seasons” of high-production value porn episodes, featuring all your favorite character classes and scenarios. The images in this gallery are from Season 1 Episode 2, featuring Mia Rose as a smoking hot elven babe. Here’s the official episode summary, so you get an idea of what happens after the softcore photos that I’ve chosen for this update:

“A quiet day of herb farming is cut short when a beautiful elven priestess witnesses a brutal attack on an unsuspecting warrior. She comes to his aid, but little does she know just how much it will cost her. Mia Rose, our brave priestess does the right thing by saving a poor warrior. Mia gives a hardcore blowjob then climbs on top in her favorite position for the ride of her life…”

So yeah, if you want to see the entire episode & other goodness, head on over to WhoreLore this instant!